Thursday 8 November 2018

Greetings, NPCs | 2

You lose track of your identity, because most people are NPCs. You start to blend into the community, finding that you belong and are accepted. However, due to this you start to feel oppressed by the dehumanising effect of the 'NPC meme.' You are also outraged when you hear that some people apparently have 'internal thoughts,' and you ridicule them by saying that they hear voices in their head. This clearly cements your status as an NPC, and hence you seek to redress the wrong done to NPCs by the dehuminising critics. You hence set off to slay a dragon, who has used the NPC meme. This resembles the film 'NPC Wars III: Revenge of the NPCs'.  So you set off, to fight the dragon.

This leaves you with three options:

a) Proceed on a quest to the dragon's abode, by starting a trek up the dragon's treacherous mountain.
b) Gather resources for your trip to reach the dragon, allowing you to delay your encounter with the dragon until it appears vulnerable.
c) Get offended.
d) Become a metalhead NPC, and try to slay the dragon with the 'power of metal,' something that you read about in a Dragonforce comment section on YouTube. Post on metal forums about your political views before that, and how they convinced you to slay the dragon.

Good luck, NPCs.

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha...

    I guess the NPC would get offended LOL. Um, option d)? \m/

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