Tuesday 30 November 2021

 



"Hitler had the right idea, he was just an under-achiever."

Thursday 6 December 2018

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This deep influential message is not one that I could simply neglect, so I was further convinced not to write this post or any like it. 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Thursday 8 November 2018

Greetings, NPCs | 2

You lose track of your identity, because most people are NPCs. You start to blend into the community, finding that you belong and are accepted. However, due to this you start to feel oppressed by the dehumanising effect of the 'NPC meme.' You are also outraged when you hear that some people apparently have 'internal thoughts,' and you ridicule them by saying that they hear voices in their head. This clearly cements your status as an NPC, and hence you seek to redress the wrong done to NPCs by the dehuminising critics. You hence set off to slay a dragon, who has used the NPC meme. This resembles the film 'NPC Wars III: Revenge of the NPCs'.  So you set off, to fight the dragon.

This leaves you with three options:

a) Proceed on a quest to the dragon's abode, by starting a trek up the dragon's treacherous mountain.
b) Gather resources for your trip to reach the dragon, allowing you to delay your encounter with the dragon until it appears vulnerable.
c) Get offended.
d) Become a metalhead NPC, and try to slay the dragon with the 'power of metal,' something that you read about in a Dragonforce comment section on YouTube. Post on metal forums about your political views before that, and how they convinced you to slay the dragon.

Good luck, NPCs.

Friday 19 October 2018

Greetings, NPCs

A sort of game.

Our resident NPC pet is currently experiencing a problem. They feel dehumanised by the 'NPC meme' currently going around, and they wish to slay a dragon to prove their status as an honourable person. How should they proceed?

Choose one option in the comments:

a) Proceed on a quest to the dragon's abode, by starting a trek up the dragon's treacherous mountain.
b) We should not focus on dragons. Only communist revolution will lead to a truly human society, and a full development of human nature. Foster revolutionary sentiment. Then the NPC will - by the dictates of humanist Marxism - truly assume their place as a human, even though they still wouldn't be human or persons.
c) Get offended.
d) It is hopeless to pursue the dragon, it is too fierce and will not be slain by such a frail attempt. In harmony with the dictates of anti-draconic nihilism, do not bother with fighting the dragon. Become pessimistic, and try to escape from your activist programming.
e) Gather resources for your trip to reach the dragon, allowing you to delay your encounter with the dragon until it appears vulnerable.
f) Lose track of your identity, because most people are NPCs.
g) Get offended.

Deus Wilt

The Catholic church's views on mastupration and other expressions of sexual desire lead to the following conundrum: the ordinary Catholic should marry and have sex, but they should not want to marry and have sex. They have, however, an easy solution which allows them to find an appropriately undesirable mate: marrying a Catholic.

In this simple solution, some might see the elegance of God's hand directing matters, and suggest that they have found a reason for why this Church - which claims to have killed the Cathars and declared Crusades - is to be sanctified and is not on any count to be abandoned.

God might love us all, but why do Christians speak as if they know exactly how God feels? It is because the Christian constructs God, only for God - with the help of his priests - to dismantle the Christian.