Showing posts with label Scottish nationalism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scottish nationalism. Show all posts

Saturday, 25 March 2017

A scarcity of miracles

Speaking of parodies, a journalist has a 'parody' to mention:

 "The bus to the Momentum conference in Liverpool leaves at seven on a Sunday morning in late September from Euston Station, and the whole journey feels like a parody of a neoliberal play about the failings of socialism. We depart an hour late because activists have overslept and we cannot go without them."

Given the Trot insistence on the theory of 'exploitation,' this seems rather to be a socialist parody of whatever this reporter supports. The recent 'right' in the neoliberal stalwart of the USA have seen increasing 'alt right' tendencies bemoaning the persistence of 'cultural Marxism.' No doubt this brave reporter has opted to attempt to exorcise any traces of cultural Marxism or socialism generally from British politics. Although they try to dissociate from these 'neoliberals,' it goes without saying that expecting a political tendency to consign itself to the void without resistance is expecting it to be other than it is. They are more 'neoliberal' than such playwrights, who nonetheless exult in their vulgarised presentation of a nuanced doctrine. Parodying socialism in a capitalist society is like writing a scathing play denouncing National Socialism, a trite commonplace and redundant at this point.

In any case, their derogatory tirade about Corbyn supporters being like 'drug addicts' is a mere personal attack and reduces things to a passive-aggressive rant. Donald Trump is better at angered ranting, for all of his flaws. Regardless, it is a rather out-of-place and demeaning characterisation. As a 19th Century vampire once noted, "I never called upon you and received a courteous reception, and then insulted you." What, then, are we to make of their later 'discussion' of Karl Marx? Presumably they 'talked' about Karl Marx as alcoholics stumble into passing strangers. And the Labour Party is afflicted with a weird case of 'blurred vision,' when people can pass themselves off as allies when they would have the Party and politics generally preach and work against you.

They piously mourn:

"MSM, they might call me – mainstream media. What it really means is: collaborator"

Of course, it could be that they were hoping to group together based on their political dedication, rather than to have people turn up looking to wantonly insult them in public. "I'm a journalist looking to talk about how you lot are drug addicts and generally despicable," seems like a dubious introduction. 

Of course, it's Jeremy Corbyn's supporters who are the real drug addicts in a political sphere where the main alternatives are people who declare war over WMDs that aren't there, and Conservatives. One might wait for the no doubt stringent personal attacks the journalist was planning on delivering to these people, but it does not come - somehow. Indeed, the journalist seems to have no substantial commitment to a movement opposing significant tendencies of the present society. Evidently a supporter of anything nearing radical politics, which tends to work from an unfavourable position and an inimical society, would not weigh as a con of Corbyn that he does not instead work in harmony with the ruling system and hence have an easier task. Before one undertakes a task, says Jesus, one must weigh up the 'sacrifices' that it entails and whether you wish to take all of these. Yet seemingly anything else is met with opprobrium and denigration. And no doubt they would approve of moving Momentum out of the spotlight so that the Labour Party can be dedicated to further such attack on the Corbynites and their politics. If you would prefer something else, you are for working against Corbyn's politics - which is incredibly mild and not in the least radical. Let alone when you attack them like that while disregarding the political context where many would indeed appreciate dismissing the radical left and rubbing them 'further' into the dirt.

The general position of, "I'm your ally, really, but I hope you all die and find nothing more despicable," seems only particularly good for one thing: mud-slinging, and throwing around allegations concerning things that were said, while seeming to remain credible.

The journalist's complaints reach the following crescendo:

"The maddest suggestion I hear is that all media should be state-controlled so that they won’t be rude about a future Corbyn government and any tribute colouring books."

If there is a problem with this alleged suggestion, they are not doing a good job of it.

Yet let us end on the following note:




Thursday, 2 March 2017

Capitalistic Education

A government-sponsored curriculum for a subject called 'Capital in the Home' is already making rounds. Justine Greening has reportedly given her blessing, saying, "Of course, the government should be taken as enlightened preachers in matters of capital's esteem in the household. We believe we will give people an accurate and tolerant evaluation of capital and the capitalist system." However, the move for government guidance of the household has been decried by some, notably among the radical left. Many supporters of Jeremy Corbyn have also been stirred into an out-cry against this, with one Corbynite saying, "We can't allow the Tories this kind of liberty, nor most Labour MPs. But if the government wants to be involved in such things, it seems suspect to denounce us as overly 'radical' for increasing our scrutiny." However, Owen Jones among others seem to be enthusiastic about the decision, saying, "It's about time the Tories started to focus on the younger generation of conservatives, hence guaranteeing further MPs for both Labour and Conservative Parties. It really is awfully generous of them, and an impressive bipartisan decision."

Aspects of the curriculum which have been criticised include tasks such as posters listing the virtues of a given capitalist and set-pieces where students have to act as a family and organise their homes in order to best accord with their high respect for capital. One activist has snidely remarked, "These portrayals are like pornography of capital." Another has said that the government seem to be attempting to respond to pressures against capitalism by normalising it in the conduct of children. Corbyn has not yet given feed-back, but is expected to say on PMQs, "We cannot attempt to make the rigged economic system a part of children's education. It is clear, hypocritical government subterfuge. This is how we will be remembered."

Meanwhile in Scotland, Trumpeon has not commented much on the issue, but has at least stated on his controversial Twitter feed, "They gonna teach that I'm Hitler too? #Britain." This was followed up with, "Any Scottish authors caught helping them to be sent to St. Andrew's and shot, this time. Or burnt at stake. #DegenerateArt" It is said that this post was only slightly facetious.

Wednesday, 1 March 2017

The Scottish Trump

In the aftermath of Scotland's controversial secession from the UK, the left have been thrown into disarray. The anti-immigrant preachings of the SNP leader, Nick Trumpeon, have led to much animosity from the moderate left. "Why are the mountains there," says Trumpeon, "if we are to allow for English immigration? Or even for fraternal relations with the Englishmen? All of this must be stopped immediately." To the incredulity of many, this was met by widespread cheers and hooting, as well as a bunch of skinheads leaping around in joy. Trumpeon continues, "After all, what is Scotland but a load of mountains, eh? Let us unite behind hope, change, and a free Scotland!" Apart from a few jeers from onlookers, calling him things like 'twat' and 'Scottish sh*t,' this is met with a positive reception from the audience. Surprisingly, the usual accusations of 'fascism' and divisiveness do not seem to matter to this audience.

The SNP's triumphant accession has been accompanied, to be clear, with occasional efforts at bipartisanship. For instance, Trumpeon once stated, "So this Jeremy Corbyn bloke stands against the rigged economic system? Well, we stand against the rigged economic system, and immigration!" The audience met this with a brief pause for consideration, and then an almost genteel applause. He followed with, "Well, them Tories though. They're trying to dismantle the NHS? Well, we want to dismantle the NHS, and immigration!" After himself pausing, he continued, "Actually let's dismantle the United Kingdom!"

Nonetheless, these attempts have often been met with summary rebuke, and he retains a reputation for divisiveness. Even many who were in favour of Scottish independence have turned against his Party. Trumpeon's response, "They claim to be in favour of Scotland, but they ain't, they just like it 'cause it sounds like 'school' and they're nerdy teacher's pets," was generally found decisive. The victory of the Scottish cause followed after, and was met by widespread celebration in Scotland. When asked what an independent Scotland would be like, he said, "Well not that different. Nationalist Scotland will be precisely what you'd expect." With that kind of re-assurance from the ruling Scottish Party, Britons can probably rest assured that Scotland despite the controversy will not be a major centre of furore.